What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

Dr No

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What was something you did naughty with your cousin?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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